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Real Madrid is in full civil war is a fact. Someday, a serious historian, or I would write a story about the tumultuous early years of the century, and I swear I have nothing to envy of Washington Irving when we recounted the plots of Don Julian and the witizianos. On the outside we may look a bit different, if you close your eyes and head ladeas a hobby homogeneous governed by the same feeling imperialist and centralized, all with Manolo Escobar as mobile ringtone and fans of Philip V on Facebook. Inside it is like we are the FET de las JONS subject to any Unification Ordinance. Absolutely nothing to do with each other.







civil war in Viking, I long ago chose my side: the intelligent and critical madridismo and strangers. I call it so, although the opposing side (the Comepipas) define us as Antimadridistas . This is because we gala Five Deadly Sins Piper, namely

1 - We like our team with 11 players leaving the field.
2 - prefer to play the best.
3 - We cool that the coaches lasting more than six months in office.
4 - We the refanfinfla what they think in As, Mark or Carrusel Deportivo.
5 - We have a nasty habit of encouraging our team. The

Comepipas are not far smarter, but if they have a couple things we lack: age and money, resulting in beautiful fertilizers at the Bernabeu. Hence, this subspecies of man and the suckling pig has become our beloved Coliseum in a stadium apathetic, remote control by Lamas & Co., which stands up to cheer on strangers and is quick to whistle own. They call it mastery, we call it a gilipuertas be comprehensive. They have become our outpost in a place where it is frowned upon to encourage, a place where the opposing team will win easy. The boiler at the Bernabeu still exists, yes, but now the pressure is upon the shoulders of Real Madrid. When the next March 10th we play we pass against Lyon, Real Madrid these assumptions will the stadium with whistle in hand, and of course do not deign to scream "Madrid, ale." To do encourage you, if that's why they get paid! If after 10 minutes no one has checked, start the buzz. If the twentieth minutes the thing is 0-0, start whistling. During the break, the sound is huge, and is likely to be a Madrid player asked, confused, if any of Lyon bought all tickets for the return. The

Comepipas with good care not to fall into the Five Deadly Sins. Enter the stage with Mark & As under his arm, and if Manolo Lama said on the radio that have to get up and scream "Aupa Atleti" probably would. No coach is worth to them, and Capello, and Schuster, not Juande by no means Pellegrini. Don Manuel's crime of lese-majeste is piperil: daring to lay-oh my God, to his eternal idol Raul. And that sin incurs the first and second, because any alignment of Real Madrid who boasts must include mandatory, at 7 and 14. It matters little that Raul is no longer for depending jogging (for none, really) or that Guti is deleted in 4 out of 5 games (yes, the fifth is left neat, hey). Raul is the most fight and Guti is the most feel the shield, and if necessary take them to the selection. In fact, if they, Butragueño, Michel and even with a cane and Di Stefano would remain in all starting lineups. Such is his Real Madrid, and so is his brain softened.

Sometimes living a short Comepipas moment of sanity, or a player throws the arrests enough to penetrate his heart get hard like sunflower seed shells Facundo (famous all over the ... well, that.) For example, Gonzalo Higuain, after a horrible year of bullying and name-calling. Cristiano Ronaldo is not to win their hearts, is that Luso is able to tear them with his bare hands if you hear a single whistle against him. Others are mildly tolerated at best and Esteban Granero party that has played for Real Madrid shirt (Real Madrid - English), the Pirates had to endure the "Guti ale forza" the only time our favorite disco gave a little to intervene the game. Not the least luck has had much less.

Yesterday, two players, two great players who have contributed much to our team (and have cost a goose pasta, incidentally) were injured by the sector at the Bernabeu where they let animals (sheep, specifically).



Xabi Alonso, chief marshal in midfield since he came to the Bernabeu is too busy trying to direct the team and even daring to be around a goal. The Comepipas rarely set on it, except when they play and we all miss him. Yesterday, Madrid was winning 5-2, we whistled a penalty and went to Christian Xabi to ask the ball. And Christian aka The Selfish had already given a penalty to marid ... his friend Ricardo, left him.



death is hate.


obtuse I know people filling the gatherings, incapable of understanding that Alonso would score a goal. And I have to say, as pure Madrid strain, which touched me the gesture of Xabi. A lot. The normally invisible and restrained Alonso voluntarily approached his companion to ask him to cede the launch, I liked. No one is aware that scoring goals is not a function of Xabi, we all would like to end the year with a 0 in your marker personal, as evidence that his gesture to mark the extent desired. Have that detail with his new audience, keep it to himself. Because we all know that neither Christian nor Higuain need to resort to penalties to fight for the top scorer.

What did the lambs at the Bernabeu, the audience supposedly wise and understanding? Shout the name of Raul. A point score a goal a player MUST be in your template, the player who holds the team almost every game, you know you will rarely find the net again for his role ... and yell the name of Raul. Raul. Which at that time was well away from the penalty area, and I guess I had to hallucinate color, since it takes years without launching. In fact, Xabi is a specialist in penalty shoot Raul NO. Moreover, I can think of at least five varsity players that shoot better than him: Cristiano, Kaka, Higuain, Xabi and Barn.

But no. Raúl asked the audience, the audience was left without Raul, Xavi scored twice in a row, Comepipas ídems choke on, and we laughed a lot at home. Xabi Aupa!


The other was injured Kaka.



"You're so mean!" "Shut up and kiss me."


Some say that Kaka is not the same as that of Milan, and I can not say because I've only seen him play at Milan. I also wonder, innocent me, if the style of Milan is the same as that of Madrid, and if a player got one and put in another should fit perfectly as if it were the same gear (Are we doing the test with Guti? : D). All these points of the game I do not know. So to defend Kaka, I am moving to the land that the Comepipas much like: STATS!






Even if subtract two penalty goals, would not we some bad numbers for a non-striker, and also injury has been a month, besides having previously played in constant pain. Ricardo is also the team's top assistant (I repeat, ONE INJURED MES).




But no, this player was whistled slightly yesterday by our Fuenteovejuna particular. The Kaka bigoleador retired to the bench with a standing ovation punctuated by whistles timid, and the stadium, the Bernabeu ignorant, almost fell to welcome the Messiah.

And at this point to me, my nose swell, ladies and gentlemen. Antiraulista am NOT in the sense that I have nothing against the player. Simply, a glorious time-period-over, and asked to re-title and no longer say to the selection, "is stupid. Therefore, I am against Raul raulismo-not-as aborregante movement that lulls the masses. As an insult to those who try to think and reason (and we have to bear, touch your nose, that people who are not our team, Manolo Lama, for example, accuse us of antimadridismo). As an insult to our other players, those that contribute and those who do struggle with discretion.

So, without a precedent, here's a statistical attack on the numbers down specialist:






21 games, 3 goals, 1 assist. World Champion a few numbers for a striker, yes sir. I do not know what makes Del Bosque leading to Fallon David Villa, hey.


In fact we can compare with our other strikers (there will include Ronaldo, although he is not forward or midfielder, he is a deity).





who does not struggle, which fails. Gonzalo Higuain, our top scorer.




Cristiano Ronaldo. Search, compare, and if you find something better, tell tito Floren, that tab.





The looser, and yet with some numbers more than decent considering it's not a new cigar.


And now you will say "oooh, how bad, if Raul lately just playing."

Ja, ja, JA. Here

data from two guys (midfielder) who have played more or less the same minutes that Raul (Rafa in particular has played almost half).





remember that even put up "20 parties", until two and a half days Barn was ostracized, and ownership just found it.






With maybe about 500 minutes played, first none (no calls came in) and later injured, Rafael Van der Vaart manages to take 2 goals, one less than our star striker.



But then, the parrot! The Defense Marcelo also has 2 goals!





Even Guti, who has been all season rotating between various injuries, has two goals and five assists!


Let no one take (and if anyone takes it, as I do, but pass me the latazo to me) that as a direct attack on Raúl, the player who I admired very much (much!). This is a direct attack (very direct) that party (minority, I would say) of Real Madrid, the fleecy part that puts the interests of a player over the collective, beyond what we should all defend as the most sacred, the Real Madrid. The part that shames us in the press with Ronceros and dolphins, and that part that shames us into the stadium, making it one of our new signing superstars is turned to the stands and thought "but where did I get?".


Fortunately, I make an end, war is inevitably decide on our side. The Comepipas are fewer, and their membership is well over 60 years. Grow younger, well educated, seeing as captain Casillas and as a symbol the great caste Madrid Higuain. Control and digital media, and some day also check the Bernabeu. And we will see our beloved stadium full of young people, encouraging people to death for our team, people who will always support the players, and only hiss that T opposite view. People keep screaming until hoarse, you win, you draw or loss.

will be a glorious day. Until then, we will be playing grit your teeth and bear it. For a free Madrid, which is already ours, forever.




Post dedicated to the misunderstood Ricardo Kaka and chaired by SPK lady_valkyria . Because Zidane also whistled, those damn bastards, and then had to kneel before His Eminence after a volley in Glasgow. I ask forgiveness

very crestfallen, when you walk on water, Master.